tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19713574.post113486644178961654..comments2023-05-13T03:33:35.467-07:00Comments on Popcorn Tree: Top 30 Chuck Norris Facts.Lindsey Brohanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12171438057663541318noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19713574.post-17717596256003332382010-04-27T17:33:48.111-07:002010-04-27T17:33:48.111-07:00chuck norris sleeps with a night light not because...chuck norris sleeps with a night light not because he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of chuck norrisAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19713574.post-4967754503305054432010-04-27T17:33:18.530-07:002010-04-27T17:33:18.530-07:00chuck norris sleeps with a night light not because...chuck norris sleeps with a night light not because he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of chuck norrisAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19713574.post-7691981582025757412010-04-27T17:31:19.271-07:002010-04-27T17:31:19.271-07:00chuck norris sleeps with a night light not because...chuck norris sleeps with a night light not because he's afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of chuck norrisAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19713574.post-78815894545025109012008-02-29T15:57:00.000-08:002008-02-29T15:57:00.000-08:00When Chuck Norris does push-ups he doesn't push hi...When Chuck Norris does push-ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.Chuckwillfindyouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00284277988825232139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19713574.post-19897516437806224272008-02-29T15:55:00.000-08:002008-02-29T15:55:00.000-08:00Chuck Norris is in your bed right now, waiting...Chuck Norris is in your bed right now, waiting...Chuckwillfindyouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00284277988825232139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19713574.post-1136765538113665662006-01-08T16:12:00.000-08:002006-01-08T16:12:00.000-08:00I found these somewhere elseChuck Norris appeared ...I found these somewhere else<BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."<BR/><BR/>One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.<BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"<BR/><BR/>The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.<BR/><BR/>Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.<BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.<BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.<BR/><BR/>After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".<BR/><BR/>When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.<BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.<BR/><BR/>When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.<BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".<BR/><BR/>When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.<BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.<BR/><BR/>If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.<BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.<BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris<BR/><BR/>The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.<BR/><BR/>Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Who writes them??Paulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05039886446933752649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19713574.post-1135263473552965582005-12-22T06:57:00.000-08:002005-12-22T06:57:00.000-08:00OMG I loved Oregon Trail.OMG I loved Oregon Trail.lilmammalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04351427391701249260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19713574.post-1135121094143846062005-12-20T15:24:00.000-08:002005-12-20T15:24:00.000-08:00also, I like how it says "beard rub" in #26...good...also, I like how it says "beard rub" in #26...good stuff, beard rubs...Number Mouthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11745437050980180679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19713574.post-1135121016472996732005-12-20T15:23:00.000-08:002005-12-20T15:23:00.000-08:00Chuck is God. Then he kick's God's butt.the end.Chuck is God. Then he kick's God's butt.<BR/><BR/>the end.Number Mouthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11745437050980180679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19713574.post-1135002475076925582005-12-19T06:27:00.000-08:002005-12-19T06:27:00.000-08:00That shit is fucking hiliarious!That shit is fucking hiliarious!Nightmarehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15216726545673840504noreply@blogger.com